Jimmy Kimmel: The Avengers are on the show tonight.
Jimmy Kimmel: (復仇者們今晚都來了這節目)
Chris Evans: I love fucking girls in the butt.
Chris Evans: 我超愛X女孩的屁股。
Chris Hemsworth: I have a rash. I think you gave it to me.
Chris Hemsworth: 我有皮疹,我想是你傳給我的。
Jeremy Renner: I have a rash, and I think you gave it to me.
Jeremy Renner: 我有皮疹,我想是你傳給我的。
Scarlett Johansson: I have a rash, and I think you gave it to me.
Scarlett Johansson: 我有皮疹,我想是你傳給我的。
Mark Ruffalo: I have a rash, and I think you gave it to me.
Mark Ruffalo: 我有皮疹,我想是你傳給我的。
Robert Downey Jr: The diaphragm jelly is in my glove box.
Robert Downey Jr: 橫隔膜膠凍在我的手套箱? (完全不知道說什麼-.-)
P.S. MSTORY 天蠍小編非專業翻譯 >3<“